If You Were A Sandwich

How to personalize If You Were A Sandwich

Personalized spread in If You Were A Sandwich — Celebrate someone's uniquely wonderful quirks

GIF of personalizations in If You Were A Sandwich — Packed with comical illustrations and delightfully witty descriptions.

If your favorite person was a sandwich, what would they be? What if they were an animal? Or a vacation, or a drink?! Create a unique personalized book which describes them in eight outrageously funny objects. Perfect for a friend, partner, or loved one you know VERY well.

Book for grown-ups!
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$39.99 USD

• Add the name of your partner or friend. Their name will star on the cover and throughout the book.
• Choose the eight objects which perfectly suit their personality, from a choice of sandwiches, drinks, vacations, ice creams, animals, clothing, musical instruments, and cars.
• Write a free dedication to go on the first page
• Choose your favorite cover from four fabulous designs
• See it for yourself – preview the whole book before you buy!

The book is wittily written by TV and theater writer Simon Davies, whose humorous insights into the personality traits of everyday objects will have you laughing very much out loud. And it features superbly bright, beautiful, and bold illustrations by artist and printmaker Lucie Sheridan.

We pour heaps of care and attention into our books, and we’re naturally picky about paper. Every book is professionally printed on our exclusive Wonderbly paper: thick, high-quality, with an elegant eggshell texture, and sourced from sustainable forests (FSC-certified).
• 38 pages long
• 9 x 9 inches big

• 10 Reasons I Love You – a joyous, poetic book that tells the story of your love
• You Are The Best Wife Ever – a unique celebration of your wife’s best qualities
• You Are The Best Husband Ever – same same, but for him!

“Fun to make, and hilarious to read with my boyfriend!” – Charlie

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“Such a fun and creative way to make a personalized gift! I loved seeing my girlfriend's face as she read each page."

Loved by Chris

A gift as unmistakably unique as they are

At Wonderbly, we believe everyone deserves to feel extraordinary. Our personalized books are designed to produce wide-eyed gasps of amazement, and are pleasingly easy to make. Just the thing to make someone's special day even more stupendous.

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Reviews

Jessica

A wonderfully unique gift. Very different from what’s already out there.

James

An amazing gift! A crowd-pleaser that and gets people talking and laughing, and something my girlfriend will hang onto for years to come.

Juan

Extremely easy and quick to make! I loved that you could see descriptions of each item and that you could easily save and preview your book at any point. The graphics for the different choices were fantastic as well!

Chris

Such a fun and creative way to make a personalized gift! I loved seeing her face as she read each page.

Charlie

It was fun to make and hilarious to read with my boyfriend!

If You Were A Sandwich FAQs

It's stupendously easy! Just add the name of a friend, partner, or co-worker (or anyone you want to surprise with a personalized gift). Then choose eight objects which perfectly suit their personality, from a choice of sandwiches, drinks, vacations, ice creams, animals, clothing, musical instruments, and cars. For example, are they laid-back and chilled like a glass of rosé? Or intense and complex like a coffee? You decide! Then all you need to do is choose your favorite cover, and we'll print and deliver your unique gift anywhere in the world.

Sorry kids – this one's for the grown-ups! (Although we do also make lots of wonderfully personalized children’s books.)

At Wonderbly, we’ve been making award-winning personalized books since 2013. It’s our creativity, craft and attention to detail that’s meant we've sold 6 million books in 30 countries, and garnered a 5-star ‘Excellent’ rating on Trustpilot from tens of thousands of happy customers. You see, we don’t simply whack your name in a book like other novelty personalized gift companies. We combine the power of storytelling with the possibilities of technology to create a truly meaningful and thoughtful gift, designed to bring you closer to the people you love the most.

Why, indeed we do! If you’re in the mood for something more romantic, check out our poetic personalized book Ten Reasons I Love You. And if you're looking for something more heartfelt for a spouse, try our custom books You Are The Best Husband Ever or You Are The Best Wife Ever.

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